Apparently Yogi Bear is suffering some moral misgivings from General Westmoreland's decision to attack the Viet Cong with Africanized killer bees. By the foofy arch of the wrist, one can only assume that Yogi will avoid potential apiarian war crimes by fully exploiting the dishonorable discharge option, commonly enforced these days through "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Definitely broadcasting his sexual preference better than the average bear.
I was a bit surprised, though, by Boo-Boo's two-page drug-induced meltdown where he yells: "I say we waste the whole f---ing village!"
Happy New Year's from Flimsy Rationales! See you in 2010.